Paris & Me

Here I am sitting in the TGV on my way to Paris admiring the lovely French scenery.

Here I am very comfortably looking after bags filled with presents for ME!! Thats my Grandma in the red jacket pushing me along.

As an Aussie Poodle Ive been lucky enough to see quite a bit of the world by living here in France. A few months ago Grandma came to visit us in France. Me and Maman went up to Paris to pick her up from the airport. We had to take the TGV which is a supa fast train, I of course sat on Mamans lap all the way, none of this business putting me in a unfriendly cage locked away in the baggage section. The thing I like about France is that it is wonderful how I am allowed to travel in trains and stay in hotels with my human family, quite different from Australia. Mamam would never be happy with anything less as I am her baby and she loves me so much!!

Back in Business!

Dear Friends!!

Im back, yes have been away for a while, but still always checkin out my fellow friends blogs to keep me entertained. You see, my Mamam was sick for a while, she had to go to hospital for a long time and left me in charge. But she is all good now and happy to be back helpin me out to post my latest adventures on this blog!

Well, the other weekend me, Mamam, Papa, Baby Bro and my Grandma (who is all the way over here from Australia) went to swim in the beautiful waters of St Gulliham Desert, which is a beautiful little French town near our home. The water was so clear and fresh! Much nicer than a beach as I dont like waves...they scare me!!

Mamam packed me a picnic lunch and we played fetch all day!! It was so much fun!!

Lots of love from Ripley

xoxo

A sunny spring thought..........

Here I am sitting in the first rays sunshine of spring, am thinking kind and happy thoughs of a very special Poodle who is looking down at us from Poodle Heaven. She will be sorely missed even though I never got to meet her. I will miss your pretty dresses and pictures Daisy.

Big hugs from Ripley

xox

Hi Ripley!

Hope you had a fun weekend - we did - it was hot so we played in the pool. It was such fun - we like to fetch things from the water - Paddy gets great height when he jumps but I have more of a 'running in the air' kinda style..

Here are some pics!
Loce Oscar xxoo

Fun with Ribbons!!

Hey Ripper!

Today there was tons of ribbon kicking around the house and so Paddy and I had a ball rolling around playing with it!



Hope you are well and staying out of the cold! It's been raining here for a few days now, so mum and dad have been trying to entertain us indoors, but we can only watch Finding Nemo so many times you know?

What can ya do.

Love Oscar! xxoo

Mamam's Little Helper

Hey look at me, I have such important duties these days.....I am officially baby bro Barkley's personal security guard. Sleeping on duty? - No way, I always have one eye open!

Such a big help I am to Maman, what would she do without me.

Gosh I am so looking forward to the Summer, when will the winter end!

Lots of hugs to everyone,

Ripley

xox

Winter Blues

Hey Oscar, Paddy and Friends,

I gotta tell ya that I am struggling with the Winter temperatures!! I cant wait for the Summer. Im just not a cold weather kinda guy, you cant go for walks, cant run in the wet grass and worst is that Mamam wont open the windows meaning I cant bark at people walking by!

I do like sitting in front of the fireplace after a milk bath, and cuddles with Mamam though!

MERRY CHRISTMAS RIPLEY!!

Hey mate! Did you have a great Christmas? Your Elf video is brilliant - I see you have been working on your dancing - Paddy will be so impressed!!

We had a fun Christmas - I gave Paddy a Cookie Monster toy and he gave me a bubble making machine!! It is so much fun - we just love bubbles - we chase them and chase them and then have naps and chase them some more. It's super fun, although sometimes when we bite them they taste a bit gross, but it's totally worth it.


Hope you are having fun holidays - love to Lola, Barkley & the gang!

Love Oscar. Bubble King.
xxoo

A Very Ripley Xmas to you all !

It's Christmas Time!!!

Hey Ripley!! Oh man - congrats on the new baby-bro!! So glad to hear that you are giving him lots of love, but also letting him know his boundaries and what the pecking order is (ie. Ripley, Mum, Dad, Barkley then Lola).

Things are great here - Christmas is in full swing at the ranch!! Mum bought a massive tree - have your parents put a tree up? Dude - they are so much fun - you can drag baubles off the branches and hide them. I also love attempting to drag presents away so that I can chew them, but Mum always stops me before I can get a good grip...that's a long term project though - I think that before Christmas I can definitely get one demolished, maybe two.

Tonight I had my annual Christmas-photo-portrait done. (Not sure what 'annual', 'photo' or 'portrait' mean, but the whole experience was super annoying - Mum kept telling me to keep my head still but there was just so much to look at that it was really tough to concentrate..)


Anyhoo - congrats again on baby Barkley - does he throw the ball yet? In my experience humans aren't really that interesting until they can throw balls and/or sticks...

Big hugs,

Oscar xx

The House Pecking Order

Dear Oscar, Paddy and Friends,

Since Christamas is coming I had to make clear the pecking order of the house. There will be lots of presents, toys and food during the holidays and I had to make it clear to Baby Barkley who gets first dibs on these things - its me!!

He agreed, as everyone does when I make my demands!!

I felt generous today so I let him have the "Baby Gym" Mamam bought this week, it was too small for me so I parted with it easily, gosh Im a sweet Poodle!!

Gros bisous my friends!!

Love from Ripley

xoxox

Baby Bro Barkley is here!!

Hi Oscar, Paddy and Dear Friends!!!

Well its been a long time since I posted, Ive sure been busy being a big bro to my little brother Barkley!! He was born on the 23rd of October and he is a big bundle of cuteness. We have been getting on supa well and I dont even bark when he cries. Ive also been a big help to Mamam, she is still so tired but so happy to have another poodle in the house - but I wonder when he will grow long ears and a tail, unfortunately he isn't as handsome as moi!!!

Gros bisous mes amis et a bientot!!

Big Bro Ripley

xox

See-food Diet

Dear Oscar Paddy and all of our wonderful Blogging Friends!

I am on official duty to help Mamam with her 'See-food Diet', that is that you see the food then you eat it, YAY!!!

Poor Mamam is always hungry these days, my little brother is coming soon and all of this waiting is making us both hungry.

So far this week I have helped her prepare:

15 Lasagne's

12 Cornish pasties

2 kilos of Poodleloaf (for recipe see May 08 post)

All of this ready to de-freeze, heat and eat just for me, Pupup and Lola whilst she is away in hospital. She knows that although Pupup loves me, he just doesn't cut the mustard when it comes to preparing my gourmet dinner every night!!

Now were are just about to dig in to our Sunday lunch, a real Seafood Platter this time, YUM!!

Bon  Appetite!!

xox

Ripley

Office

Hey dude - sorry I didn't get a chance to write today - I have been completely snowed under at the office - my dad has heaps of work to do and I am helping him out.



Hopefully I can write more at the end of the week.

Love Oscar xx
Office-poodle
Apprentice Engineer
poodlesoup@gmail.com

Poodle-craft

Oh my gosh - look at that beautiful tummy!!! Lola is gorgeous! We have cats at our house too and they have big tummys aswell. I wonder if ours ate brown bears too?

Things have been going well here at the ranch. It's starting to get really summery here at we have been for two swims already! We were a bit scared at first but now we dive in on our own. Papa D puts us on a floaty thing (we call it the 'poodle-craft') and drags us around the pool with him. It's super fun.

Oops - better go - I hear food being prepared inside!! Paddy and I stand up on a chair and look through the window and sometimes mum gives us treats! I have to stop Paddy from jumping into the window though cause he sometimes he gets over excited and jumps into the sink.


Byeeeee Ripley!!!

Oscar xx

Where is Brown Bear??

Hey Brown Bear has gone missing!!!!

Do you think Lola ate him?? She is looking very suspicious and um......full.

xox

Ripley

Morning Coffee

Hi Everyone!

Things are getting very strange, Mamam is getting really fat. Her belly is sooooo big now I cant have my morning coffee sitting on her lap, there is just no space at all!! Luckily Pupup comes to the rescue and lets me sit on him. Mamam is also making a strange bed, its all blue and pretty, she says its for my little brother who is in her tummy. Thats weird, how does one play fetch in her tummy? 

xox

Ripley

Barf

Hey mate - oh you look so pretty after your bath!! Mama Tors got inspired after seeing your lovely new do and gave us baths too. I am pretty cool in the bath but Paddy HATES it!! He stands up on his hind legs and refuses to sit down or stand normally.


We were a bit cold but we got our hair blowdried so now were ok. Mama Tors doesn't really like blowdrying our hair but Papa Damo insists. I think he'd put bows in our hair if he could!!

Anyhoo, back to it. I've just spotted a dead toad on the road and me thinkith it needs rolling in...

Oscar-doodle-doo xxxx

Fresh from the Toilettage

Hi Everyone!!

Here I am all clean, coiffured and fresh from the Toilettage!! What a difference a haircut makes. I was soooooo dirty last weekend with my shenanigans of going through the dirty rubbish bag. I must say I'm happier being all white and pretty. I got so many pats on the way home. Mamam cant stop kissing me, I hope she ain't wearing any lipgloss, it makes my curls go all limp!!

Anyways, gotta go sit and admire my reflection in the oven door again.....

Lots of love

Ripley

xoxo

OH MY GOD!!!! DUDE I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DIFFERENT POODLE!!!!

Oh man that is so funny. Did you get the meat in the end? Jeez I hope so..

Apologies for not blogging for so long - my ma has been away and pa isn't a very keen blogger so no one was here to help me type. Paddy and I had a huge day today - Paddy's mum was mowing the lawn and so Paddy and I were trotting along behind her playing with the cut grass. We played in the grass for ages and now we are both so sleepy.


Let us know how you go at the toilettage - man - those nice French ladies have a BIG job ahead of them!!!

Hugs, Oscar xxxx

ps - Ma came home the other day with houses for all my brothers and sisters (the feline ones). They are super cute - when we assembled them mum put fairy lights around the entrances and next week she's going to make little fluffy mailboxes for them...Here's a picture of Bob in his. He is wondering if he will qualify for the First Homebuyers Grant. I told him I didn't think cats could get the First Homebuyers Grant, but mum's going to look into it for us..

Angel with a Dirty Face....and Paws!!

Hi Oscar and Paddy!!!

Look at me.......Mamam and Pupup decided to clean out the chimney. They made it all special and pretty for Lola to use as her cubby house (pics coming soon). So anyways I decided to help by digging through the garbage when they were all asleep. It wasnt my fault there was chimney dust all through the garbage bag!!! It also wasnt my fault that there happened to be some left over meat in the garbage bag too!!

A Poodle's gotta do what a Poodles gotta do.

Mamam is taking me to the Toilettage today, she loves me even though she says I am an Angel with a Dirty Face!!!

xoxo

Ripley

Christmas in July

Hey Oscar and Paddy,

So glad you have discovered TV, I love TV. My favourite shows are Project Runway and The Dog Whisperer.....too much fun!!

Mammam has been away for the week gallivanting in Nice and Monaco so Ive been at home holding fort and looking after Lola and PupPup. Also, its been so good getting some laptop time, Mamman is always hogging the laptop Googling herself!!!!

So today I thought I'd get my list to Santa off nice and early...here is what I am asking for so far:

A years supply of Porky Chews

An incinerator to burn all of the crazy outfits Mamman insists on me wearing

Poodle headphones to block out Lola's morning meows (shes always waking me up too early!!)

A king size bed

An automatic ball throwing machine

Its not much to ask of Santa is it, Ive been so well behaved all year.

Anyways, its lunchtime now as I can smell some Poodleloaf being heated for me...YUM!!!

Love from Ripley

xoxo

TV

Dude. Apologies it has been so long since I have blogged - I have been flat out - I have made a discovery - TV.


It's brilliant - there are people on there chatting to me all day and sometimes I go away and then I come back and they are still there chatting. Mama Tors watches some great stuff but Papa Damo watches stoopid things where grown men play catch on a big green field - it's kinda dumb, but luckily Mama Tors watches good stuff like Big Brother Friday Night Games.

Anyway, I'd better get back to it - hey thanks for the great hair tips by the way - Mama Tors shed a little tear when you said that curls are better if you let them dry naturally, as opposed to blowdrying, cause she loves it when my hair is all fluffy after a blowdry, but she has agreed to give the natural dry a go.

Hows tricks in France? xxxx

Curls get the Girls!

Dear Oscar and Paddy,

As your elder cousin, I thought that it is my responsibility to give you some gentlemanly tips on grooming. You see, my motto is "Curls get the Girls" the more cute you look the more chance of belly rubs, treats and all round Poodle pampering! So, to keep your Poodle hair in top shape Ive made a list of points to remember:

• Use a bodywash milk instead of shampoo, its great for your skin and soft on our delicate curls.
  
• Should someone want to kiss you, offer them your paw as lipstick on the head will make your curls oily and flat.
  
• Natural dry is better than a blow dry (except for those cold winter days of course)
  
• Try not to run in the wind too much, this gets our curls outta shape!!
  
• If its hot and humid and your curls go flat, sit in the bathroom and demand a refreshing milk bath and blow dry.
  
• Lastly, when Mama Tors gives you a haircut, make sure she does it in front of a mirror! You gotta keep an eye on these things as we dont want any lopsided ears let alone any curl out of place!

Well boys that's my lesson for now, just remember "you were born beautiful, everyone else has to work for it!!"

Love from Ripley

xoxo

Puppy playday!

Hey Rips! Ohh you looked so cute when you were a baby!! I can't believe how small you we're!!! I can't remember being that small!

Hamish came over again yesterday and we had another play date! It was tons of fun - we all went paddling on the surf-ski and Paddy and I went for a swim!

Here are some pics!

Look at moiye Look at moiye!!

Hey Oscar!!

Good to see your helpin out around the house. Mama Tors must really appreciate your shredding skills! 

Its getting nice and warm here, Mamam is really happy Summer has finally arrived. Things have been busy, but she says it will be holiday and relaxation time soon. She says Im getting a little brother who will be called Barkley. Unfortunatley he wont have a cute cotton tail like I do, but Mamam says she will love him almost as much as she loves me. She says I am her heart on 4 legs!!

I was such a cute baby, check me out, I totally could sit in the palm of PupPup's hand.

You have a great weekend dude, keep up the housework, its a never ending job isn't it!!

Love Big Brother Ripley xox

Busy, busy, busy..

Hi Ripper,

Just thought I'd blog and tell you about this important project I've been working on. You see there are stacks of paper everywhere on peoples desks around here, and I figure that to save the family money on a paper-shredder, I could go around and collect the said bits of paper and take care of them for everyone.


..it's been a heck of a job, and I thought I wouldn't get through it all but luckily Paddy saw the value in what I was doing and decided to help...


Maybe you could help out your mum and dad by shredding their precious documents for them? Just a thought. It seems to make them really animated (which I am taking to be happy) and it feels good to give back...

Love Oscar xx

Papa D's pie

Hey Pushkin & Ripley! So great to meet you Pushkin! Sounds like you have lots of fun there in Brisbane. Even though Ripley is a boy, he is really into make-up and jewellery too, so you'll be able to chat to him lots about the latest trends and best blush brushes to use.

Things are good over here - actually mum is painting a lot at the moment and so she hasn't been taking me out for many walks...


....but I go for lots of walks with Mama Trish and Paddy so thats good. Sometimes they leave very early in the morning and the slack-ass's I live with often aren't up in time so I have to yell to wake them up. Papa Damo is good - he cooked a super looking pie today but wouldn't give me any which made me sad, but then I looked over at Mama Tors and knew that even though I couldn't have any pie, everything would be alright cause she is more fun that ten pies.

Oops - gotta fly - Papa D is out and his ugg boots are sitting by the door and need to be chewed.

Hugs, Oscar xxxx

Pushkin's First Guest Blog

Hello Poodles, I am Pushkin and this is my first time blogging. This is a photo of me with my mum's wooden beads. I like to take them off the dresser and drag them onto the bed where I sit and eat them. I have also recently discovered mum's make-up brush. Oscar may have heard how previously my favourite past-time was to traipse around the neighbourhood steeling house-painting brushes. I would then bring them home and secret them under the bed. Sadly, people started hiding them away from me so I haven't bought any home for months. That's why it is exciting to learn that my mum has a quite small blush brush that fits nicely in my mouth. It also belongs on the dresser in a bag, so if she leaves the zip undone I can easily get in and take it. Once I get it the fun and games begin. I like to run around the house with it while mum chases me then I like to hide it where she can't find it. The best places so far have been behind the books on the bookshelf and in the odds and ends basket, it took her ages to find it. This new game is too much fun! I think mum is a little worried that I have pica (a psychiatric condition where people eat strange things). Really, it is because I am growing up and have started taking an interest in make-up and jewellery. Kitten hugs and squishes xxxx Pushkin

More fun with Hamish

Hey Ripper!

Yesterday we had another play date with Hamish. I was tops fun but jeez I was sleepy when I got home. That little guy has a lot of energy..



And dude - kudos to you for getting to the bottom of the molecule mystery - I can't believe your Ma put it in the washing machine. That really sucks cause you are the legal guardian of that toy and she really should be more careful cause you're the one who would get in trouble if something happened to it..Maybe it's time to sit her down and have a chat with her about responsibility..

Anyhoo, I am off - I am so sleepy cause for the last 3 days I have had events to attend and people to schmooze and it has really worn me out.

Love Oscar-doo xxxx